love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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