Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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