I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
