also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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