you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He passed out mid-signature
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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