Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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say what?
wanna hang out?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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