your thong is hanging out like whoa
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
