We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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