His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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