did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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