she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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