I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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