i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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