He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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