yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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