Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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