hotel room ftw
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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