okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
The air taste purple.
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