At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
too bad you live with your parents still
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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