i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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