There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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