I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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