too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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