She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
