I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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