is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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