Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize