Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
handjob tips. give me some.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing