By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?