Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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