So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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