High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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