he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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