im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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