Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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