Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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