fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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