Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The adults are the big ones right?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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