I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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