I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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