puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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