I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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