from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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