i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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