He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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