You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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