So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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