So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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