i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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