He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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