oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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