Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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