called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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