If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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