i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I have aggressive nipples.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
