we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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