She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I love having hate sex.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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